Um, excuse me. Yeah you. You
Wearing your reality. You can’t do
That here. Not beyond this point.
Yes this point here. I’ll need you
To take that off. Take that off and
Leave it here. See, I’ll give you this
Piece of cardboard with a picture of
A duck that’s been taped over with
Clear tape. I’ll give the duck to you
And I’ll clip the same image onto your
Shedded reality. I’ll hang it up here
You keep the duck and when you come
Back, I’ll have it here waiting for you.
That is if you still want it. It will be
Safe with me. It will stay just the way
You left it. Yes, just so, but I’m afraid
You’ll have to leave it here with me.
I can’t let you go on with it any farther
Than this point here. Didn’t you see the
Sign? “Reality Check – Mandatory”?
Thank you, oh and that will be 2 dollars,
With a tip if you don’t mind.